i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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