Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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