Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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