How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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