i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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