I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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