Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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