i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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