Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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