Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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