dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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