he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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