I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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