"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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