I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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