What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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