hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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