Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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