He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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