I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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