i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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