We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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