WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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