So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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