You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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