She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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