she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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