just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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