i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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