let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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