thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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