i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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