It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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