and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
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