Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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