Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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