everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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