some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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