Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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