come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
