Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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