we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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