that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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