didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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