i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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