I think i peed on brittanys purse
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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