oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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