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this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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