I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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