Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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