I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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